* Gena Rowlands is such a gorgeous old lady. Is she dead? DO NOT GOOGLE. YOU'RE STILL REELING FROM PIPER LAURIE!!!! No clue who this other guy is.

* Oh no. Not dementia. Please don't let this be another Coco.

* Rachel Mcadams looks amazing. Kind of want this hair color.

* Why the hell did he just walk up to her at the carnival? She's there with some other dude!

* WHO JUST JUMPS ON A MOVING FERRIS WHEEL?!!! He guilted her into a date! Worse than guilted. That was basically a sucide threat! What the hell, Ken?! This is why Barbie didn't want you either.

* "I can be whatever you want. You just tell me what you want and I'll be that for you." Kinda toxic. Kinda really like the sound of that.

* WHY ARE THEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!? Oh, this guy has a death wish. He's crazy. Run.

* Noah = Manic Pixie Dream Boy? Maybe???

* "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." I think I've heard this quote before? I don't really understand it.

* So Allie's parents are super strict right? Why was she allowed to go out to a carnival with just her friend? Isn't this the 40's? Weren't parents back then like my parents? Are they not concerned with her spending all this time with Noah? Oh, nevermind there's her dad. With a serious mustache.

* Kinda love the stache, kinda hate it. Wait, did he see them dry humping in the car? EW.

* Noah's dad seems lovely. ... wait, why is Noah taking her to this dark abandoned house that looks straight out of Amityville? Straight girls are not okay.

* They're not gonna have sex are they!? They're probably gonna fall through the floor during. It's old and musty!

* Oop. Noah's broke. Daddy's mad. Thanks for playing.

* I hate this whole break ups out of misunderstandings thing. Just tell her you heard her parents talking shit!

* Every day for a year? Back to being kinda romantic. I'd propose the second some girl wrote me one love letter. Oh, of course Great Value Cate Blanchett is hiding them.

* "My intentions are completely dishonorable." I liked James Marsden even before the handsome man in uniform reveal Good line.

* Do normal people's dads just sell their houses so they can buy their dream place? Because my dad would NEVER.

* Don't understand why he's so hellbent on this house. It looks so nice though. I want a painting porch.

* Love this red hat/pink suit outfit. But oh god, it was nice knowing James Marsden.

* Noah is a dick to this war widow too. I know he's not leading her on but still.

* Ryan Gosling looks good with a beard.

* Did she just drive through his fence that he built BY HAND? I don't care how gorgeous she is. She'd have to leave.

* What exactly is wrong with the fiancee? He's handsome, charming, a gentleman, rich... even MY mom would have liked him.

* The ducks!!! I want a pond with ducks. Don't make me row a boat though. Oh here comes the rain...

* Kissing in the rain looks both fun and really uncomfortable. Maybe someday.

* CHEATERS!!!!!!! well, cheater and enabler.

* And now the boring heterosexual sex. ...the stockings part was good. Note to self: find girl to do the stockings thing too.

* Aaand they're yelling again.

* How is she gonna have time to read every letter? Is she gonna read them? I sure as hell would.

* Oh. Oh that's sad that she doesn't remember nooooo. Still not Coco level bad though. What does that say about me?

* They died at the same time?! I eyerolled. I'm going to hell.

* Plot twist: Allie's fiancee ended up with the hot war widow. Everyone's happy.

Lars and the Real Girl was way better.